This is the Italian Prime Minister: (I swear, it's not a joke).
This is the Italian
Minister of Communications: it's true, I'm not kidding.
This is the Italian Minister of Justice:
I know, it's funny, but so it is.
This is the Italian
Minister of Foreign Affairs: no jest, pure truth.
This is the main Italian anchorman: don't
laugh, it's not a gag.