sheephumour

- When a wolf bites you, never mind. What's annoying is if a sheep bites you. (Arthur Bloch)

- A shepherd counts his sheep: "one...two...three...four... hi, honey...six...seven..." (anonymous)

- When I go to bed I'm so relaxed that are the sheep to count me. (Daniele Turozzi)

- The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. (Stendhal)

page created: September 11th 2007 and last updated: April 28th 2010