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Kevin D. A. Los Angeles: My farts made me loose my self-confidence, and
neither my wife and my children respected me. Now with NoFartTM I'm a successful man, self-assured and determined. |
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Mary McB. Las Vegas: I couldn't
renounce to eat beans and chestnuts and then I farted as a horse.
Now I use NoFartTM and as they bring me a dish
of beans I can say: "yes, thanks!" |
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John B. Toronto: I'm an elevator boy, but I used to loose one
job after the other because of the polluted air I created. Now
I use NoFartTM and the elevator's passengers
congratulate me. |
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Elaine F. Seattle: I'm a ballet-dancer
and often during my solos I gave out noisy flatulences that made
the public laugh. Since I use NoFartTM
I'm the prima ballerina of my theatre. |
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Sean A. Dallas: Nobody got in my house, neither the postman,
because of the air saturated of mephitic exhalations. I started
to use NoFartTM and now my house is always full
of friends and beautiful women. |
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Mildred K. Miami: Oftentime, after dinner, I lost consciousness
because of the heavy air I created. Now I use NoFartTM and I can do without my nap and I have more
time for myself. |
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Rufus R. New York: I had the bad habit to fart in the underground,
and each time the other passengers hitted me, then I was forced
to go by feet. Now with NoFartTM I can even catch a taxi. |
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Ramon G. Santa Monica: Every time I ate tacos I farted
as hell and I reduced myself to feed only salads. Since I use
NoFartTM I can eat again as I was a boy. |
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George W. Detroit: I'm a manager,
but the meetings used to panic me, for my farts. I started to
use NoFartTM and in short I became chairman
of the board of directors. |
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Karen H. Boston: I always loved
farting, but it gave me troubles with my boyfriend and my friends.
Now with NoFartTM I can quit as I please and fart
freely when I'm alone. |
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Malcolm P. Chicago: I'm an enthusiast
angler, but my noisy farts made all the fishes flee. I applied
NoFartTM and now I'm the best angler
of my county. |
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Lorraine J. St Louis: I'm a hostess
and often my farts frightened the passengers and made the security
forces burst in. Then I discovered NoFartTM
and my captain asked me for my hand. |
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Jack M. Reno: I'm a professional
snooker player and the bent position often made me fart, and
this deconcentrated me. Since I use NoFartTM
I didn't loose a match. |
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Debbie W. Malibu: I
am a synchronette and as I farted in the swimming pool my team
mates laughed at me calling me "Jacuzzi". I started
to use NoFartTM and I now am the best of my
team. |
