We all have in mind the imposing
beauty of the Dolomites, the solemn majesty of the delicate pink
mountain tops of Marmolada, Pale di San Martino or Civetta.
There is only a little problem: is there really somebody who can
think that such a mastodontic creation could be made by men?
Do we really believe that the primitive technics of that age have
been able to carry to produce such astonishing results?
Can we really imagine rude primitive men, provided with equally
rudimental tools, setting themselves at work and creating the
three tops of Lavaredo?
Obviously not.
It is instead obvious that the Dolomites must be a work of advanced
minds, coming without doubt from an other planet and mastering
techniques so advanced to allow them to build, for the benefit
of the posterity, such a moving monument to the talent and the
laboriousness.
Furthermore the names of the Dolomites' tops are evidently alien:
Sciliar, Cimolais, Sorapis or Latemar are not terrestrial phonemes,
they clearly belong instead to an extraterrestrial linguistic
family.
Further studies could determine which tools have been adopted
by the extragalactic craftsmen, whether a carbonatic pranocrystallization
of calcium and magnesium or a telekinetic metaevaporation of the
salts dissolved in faraway oceans, with a transport for thousands
kilometers, thanks to the power of the advanced alien minds, and
stratification thanks to the work of mysterious physical forces,
still unknown.
What we can affirm with certainty is that the Dolomites have been
erected to be used as signalling for the navigation and landing
of spaceships of other worlds, just like the renowned crop
circles, which anyway have a more limited function, since
they appear just between late spring and beginning of summer,
while the Dolomites are visible all the year.
We can also admit that the particular planning of the mountains
of Dolomieux also has satisfied the goal to be used as a place
of leisure and relax for the extragalactic pilots, inasmuch as
extraterrestrials, as widely demonstrated by many studies, love
skiing very much.
We are proud of having thrown a light beam on a truth for a long
time hidden by the mighty powers of rationalist and obscurantist
science and aprioristic skepticism, who denies evident truths
like the skill of cattle to fly (see
our web page) or the alien nature of Bruno
Vespa, or the philantropic vocation of the banks.